From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30. He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant, and she was the East River. Shots rang out, as shots … Continue reading The Funniest Analogies (Collected by H.S. English teachers)